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HUMOR Those Elusive Weapons of Mass Destruction We here at the Emerging Majority want to do our part help find the elusive weapons of mass destruction which the President is having so much trouble locating. In the interest of restoring the credibility of the United States, we have a few ideas...
Why I'm Not Going to Run for President Of course, people have been asking me if I'm going to run. The press never stops with that endless speculation, and I have to admit I've been a little cagey. You know the stuff I've been saying on Nightline and Meet the Press, 'I'm not not running.' 'I'm keeping my options open,' that sort of thing. My favorite stall is, of course, 'I'm having discussions with my family.' As if I'd trust a decision like that to those lunkheads...
Top Ten Things You Can Do With Your Tax Return I
know you're asking yourself, 'If the president was nice enough to give me this
whopping tax return, how can I help speed the mighty engine of our economy?'
Here are our suggestions for how to put that money to work. Check out our ideas,
before you end up squandering it on food and shelter...
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